[vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]Warning: Only people with four eyes can read this.

1. Your nose becomes a slide for your glasses. Having your glasses teetering on the edge of your nose gets annoying really quick. Having to constantly push your glasses up is a whole ‘nother kind of slip n’ slide.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]2. When you take your glasses off, you end up pulling your hair out. This is probably the worst thing you will experience, especially if you wear your hair down. Time to go bald![/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]3. You want contacts but you’re scared of poking your eye out. You’ll eventually get over this “phobia” but taking that chance right now is not an option. Eyepatches will never become a thing.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]4. You have to clean your glasses more than you wear them. This is the most time-consuming thing that you go through everyday. Sometimes you end up spreading the smudge instead of erasing it.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]5. When you’re looking for your glasses, but it turns out you had them on the whole time. This isn’t the worst thing ever, but you feel old. Great, I’m turning into my mom.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]6. You get an indent in your nose every day. What else is there to say?[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]7. The aftermath of rain. You might as well give up trying to protect your lenses because one way or another, they are going to get blurry.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]